have you tried the new punani grille dollar menu? I took my boyfriend on a friend date there and we ordered the poached tuna box and a virgin tina colada, only they brought me the vegan tiki masala by accident. my boyfriend hates spicy food but we could only afford the two items. when I asked the waitress for a courtesy water cup she threw it in my face and licked my plate clean. does anyone know why this may have happened. I still tipped her 3k because it's the only PG location near my house and I dieeeeeee for the pleaser salad with lo fat croton. anyways, happy Monday, and remember to keep boycotting big business. punani grille and all affiliated coalitions raise money to end global genocide. peace and love ! - xylophonewitch0329

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This guy won’t stop texting me about going to the botanical gardens, and even though I can get in for free cause Im a veteran, I’m really terrified of plants. My parents used to dress up as the characters from little shop of horrors and it traumatized me. I keep suggesting that we see the new car crash movie at a dine in cinema but he’s agoraphobic and can only be within a 100 ft radius of his apartment. And I don’t go over there cause every time we fuck his grandma makes us lentil stew afterwards and asks us who was on top. I know I should break up with him but it’s winter and he has a car. Help me plz. - kittencancer666

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